Unimaginable measures

I think of myself as an individual. Not in every use of the word, but to my own liking. In a sense, I am individual because of individual things about me. small things, Large things. Mantras about my life and way of existence. I am still growing, I can feel it every day. It is wonderful, it is scary and it is most of all, Beautiful.

40 weirdly intriguing questions.

  • 1. What’s a question you’re afraid to ask? To whom?
  • 2. What’s something you hide about your personality?
  • 3. What’s something other people think about you that you don’t agree with?
  • 4. How do you deal with criticism?
  • 5. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
  • 6. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
  • 7. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
  • 8. Describe your favourite texture.
  • 9. Which national or global tragedy were you closest to and how did it affect you?
  • 10. Post a photo/draw a picture/write a poem (pick one) of a moment of personal significance.
  • 11. Which fictional character would you most like to have lunch with and why?
  • 12. Who would you say is your “anti” role model? Someone who serves as a warning rather than an inspiration?
  • 13. What’s your least “politically correct” opinion?
  • 14. What kind of underwear do you imagine Sherlock Holmes wears?
  • 15. What’s one of the most difficult things you’ve ever had to do?
  • 16. If you were an element on the Periodic Table, which would you be and why?
  • 17. What’s the most infuriating thing your parents (or caregiver) do?
  • 18. Which Disney Princess do you most identify with and why? Which is your favourite and why? And yes- ANYONE can answer this question.
  • 19. You’re an Action Movie Hero. What’s your weapon of choice and the line you scream when defeating your arch enemy?
  • 20. What’s the silliest fan theory you’ve ever come up with?
  • 21. What did you think about before you fell asleep last night?
  • 22. What’s the oddest term of endearment you’ve ever used or that someone’s used for you?
  • 23. What motivates you in life?
  • 24. What was something you used to enjoy, but was ruined for you? What’s the story behind that?
  • 25. How do you think you will fare when the Zombie Apocalypse arrives?
  • 26. Which mythological creature are you most like? Why? And if you could be any mythological creature, which would you want to be? Why?
  • 27. Write a brief story about an actual adventure you’ve had.
  • 28. Describe one of the most awkward experiences of your life.
  • 29. What’s something that scares you about the future?
  • 30. List 5 quirky things about yourself.
  • 31. Describe your dream library.
  • 32. What’s the weirdest item you’ve ever mourned?
  • 33. If you could design an amusement park ride, what would it be like?
  • 34. Do you have any “rules” about food?
  • 35. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
  • 36. What’s something you want to do that you’d be embarrassed to tell other people about?
  • 37. Describe a time/event in your life that you’re nostalgic for.
  • 38. How do you approach social situations?
  • 39. What is your ideal bed? Why?
  • 40. Post a short excerpt of your life.
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secretsbehindtheseeyes: Mr. Opus had jumped from the top of a ten story building intending to commit suicide. He left a note to that effect, indicating his despondency. As he fell past the ninth floor his life was interrupted by a shotgun blast passing through a window which killed him instantly. Neither the shooter nor the descender was aware that a safety net had been installed just below at the eighth floor level to protect some building workers and that Ronald Opus would not have been able to complete his suicide the way he had planned. “Ordinarily,” Dr. Mills continued, “a person who sets out to commit suicide and ultimately succeeds, even though the mechanism might not be what he intended, is still defined as committing suicide.” That Mr. Opus was shot on the way to certain death, but probably would not have been successful because of the safety net, caused the medical examiner to feel that he had a homicide on his hands. The room on the ninth floor, whence the shotgun blast emanated, was occupied by an elderly man and his wife. They were arguing vigorously and he was threatening her with a shotgun. The man was so upset that when he pulled the trigger he completely missed his wife and the pellets went through the window, striking Mr. Opus. When one intends to kill subject A but kills subject B in the attempt, one is guilty of the murder of subject B. When confronted with the murder charge the old man and his wife were both adamant. They both said they thought the shotgun was unloaded. Then old man said it was his long-standing habit to threaten his wife with the unloaded shotgun. He had no intention to murder her. Therefore the killing of Mr. Opus appeared to be an accident; that is, the gun had been accidentally loaded. The continuing investigation turned up a witness who saw the old couple’s son loading the shotgun about six weeks prior to the fatal accident. It transpired that the old lady had cut off her son’s financial support and the son, knowing the propensity of his father to use the shotgun threateningly, loaded the gun with the expectation that his father would shoot his mother. The case now becomes one of murder on the part of the son for the death of Ronald Opus. Now comes the exquisite twist. Further investigation revealed that the son was, in fact, Ronald Opus. He had become increasingly despondent over the failure of his attempt to engineer his mother’s murder. This led him to jump off the ten story building on March 23rd, only to be killed by a shotgun blast passing through the ninth story window. The son had actually murdered himself so the medical examiner closed the case as a suicide. bifuckingzarre

secretsbehindtheseeyes:


Mr. Opus had jumped from the top of a ten story building intending to commit suicide. He left a note to that effect, indicating his despondency. As he fell past the ninth floor his life was interrupted by a shotgun blast passing through a window which killed him instantly.

Neither the shooter nor the descender was aware that a safety net had been installed just below at the eighth floor level to protect some building workers and that Ronald Opus would not have been able to complete his suicide the way he had planned.

“Ordinarily,” Dr. Mills continued, “a person who sets out to commit suicide and ultimately succeeds, even though the mechanism might not be what he intended, is still defined as committing suicide.”

That Mr. Opus was shot on the way to certain death, but probably would not have been successful because of the safety net, caused the medical examiner to feel that he had a homicide on his hands. The room on the ninth floor, whence the shotgun blast emanated, was occupied by an elderly man and his wife. They were arguing vigorously and he was threatening her with a shotgun. The man was so upset that when he pulled the trigger he completely missed his wife and the pellets went through the window, striking Mr. Opus.

When one intends to kill subject A but kills subject B in the attempt, one is guilty of the murder of subject B. When confronted with the murder charge the old man and his wife were both adamant. They both said they thought the shotgun was unloaded. Then old man said it was his long-standing habit to threaten his wife with the unloaded shotgun. He had no intention to murder her. Therefore the killing of Mr. Opus appeared to be an accident; that is, the gun had been accidentally loaded.

The continuing investigation turned up a witness who saw the old couple’s son loading the shotgun about six weeks prior to the fatal accident. It transpired that the old lady had cut off her son’s financial support and the son, knowing the propensity of his father to use the shotgun threateningly, loaded the gun with the expectation that his father would shoot his mother. The case now becomes one of murder on the part of the son for the death of Ronald Opus.

Now comes the exquisite twist. Further investigation revealed that the son was, in fact, Ronald Opus. He had become increasingly despondent over the failure of his attempt to engineer his mother’s murder. This led him to jump off the ten story building on March 23rd, only to be killed by a shotgun blast passing through the ninth story window. The son had actually murdered himself so the medical examiner closed the case as a suicide.

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one of these days, I want to own a pet chameleon. they are so beautiful, graceful and ancient. they arnt to hard to take care of I assume, and need to be fed very little. kept dry with lots of things to climb on and they are good to go. 

one of these days, I want to own a pet chameleon. they are so beautiful, graceful and ancient. they arnt to hard to take care of I assume, and need to be fed very little. kept dry with lots of things to climb on and they are good to go. 

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